We are not sure why the king of fruits has such a special place in Penang politics.
Koh Tsu Koon was humiliated and refused to go to Penang’s valley of durians, Balik Pulau, after he was toppled.
Why? Because those no manners durian farmers named a durian after him called Bo Hoot durian – no seed durian. They still remember that he could not stand up to Umno.
But just a few days ago, we heard that Lim Guan Eng is also afraid to go to Balik Pulau. Why? Also because of durians.
We are not making it up but the farmers tell us that there is actually a species of durian called Xiao Hung which means Little Red durian.
But Xiao Hung, depending on how you pronounce it, also sounds like Little Rainbow!
Oh oh, suddenly the CM is not so keen to eat durian or go to Balik Pulau. We all know who Little Rainbow is.
She has turned the Lim household upside down, husband and wife not talking, separate beds and lonely nights.
Because of Rainbow, the CM is now also known as Plaster Man although we prefer Dear Leader.
We know you people think we are lying as usual but if you don’t believe, just google durian and xiao hung and you will find an academic list of durians compiled by AsiaExplorers.
Asia Explorers describes the Xiao Hung species as folllows:
“Xiao Hung, whose name means “Little Red One,” originates in Sungai Pinang, Balik Pulau. The flesh has a bittersweet taste to it, with a touch of sourness.
The one that I tasted for this write-up is a bit hard. There are only one or two seeds per section, but the flesh is thick.
AsiaExplorers first documented this durian in 2004.
We rest our case. It looks like Guan Eng’s love affair has assumed durian proportions.
Don’t play, play. The durian farmers are very influential in determining the reputation of politicians in Penang.
The moment the Bo Hoot durian became famous, Koh Tsu Koon became the laughing stock of Penang, Kedah and Haadyai.
We heard he stayed at home for three days eating Maggi mee.
Guan Eng better watch out. Once Xiao Hung durian catches on, he will be the laughing stock of Penang, Malacca and Johor.
On our part, we can’t wait to taste Xiao Hung durian. Hmmm, bittersweet, thick flesh … But for Guan Eng the whole affair has been more bitter than sweet. Painful for his forehead too.
Poor Guan Eng, in 2008, it was durian runtuh for him. Now the thorns are poking him everywhere.
Time for him to go back to Johor and leave Penang to be governed by people who really love Penang.
Clearly this website is by MCA.
Because Umno people will not tell lies during the holy month of Ramadan.
请国阵政府勿再愧对华社，应在大选前解决华小师资长期不足、拨款不公等陈年老问题及复办关丹独中以向华社展现最低限度的诚意。
马华网络战最大的败笔，不是雇佣的网络兵团蠢，而是“民联网络军团”这个敌人根本不存在，他们只是在和影子打架而已。
网上亲民联的声音，大部分都是平民老百姓。就算一些一直针对马华的网民，最多也是非常讨厌国阵的普通老百姓，而不是被民联雇佣的“网络军团”。马华把每个反对他们的声音、人物，认定为“民联枪手”，然后必须强力狙击，这是他们最大的败笔。
天底下哪有政党把自己的潜在选民当敌人来赶走的？马华不单单赶走了许多中立的选民，还失去了解民愤地机会，渐渐和人民渐行渐远，马华下野的日子也越近了。
The author of this website will soon be attacked by LGE fans for this news. This topic is the “must die” target in the circle of DAP troopers.
问问你的脑袋有没有问题先!
要来陷害民联！可恶可耻！
马华公会以一贯的作风，来回应 “2个星期就可以获得批准” 独中办校申请的提问。从总会长到部长甚至是副部长所给的理由，可说是众说纷纭，各有各精彩！
最经典的一句，众望所归，是来自蔡细历总会长的：”我没有讲过教育部2个星期可以批准“
咦？到底是不是所有人都听错，只有你对呢？
translation
Dei tambi…
write english or malay lah
the universal languange in STL
no need to play hide and sick
u want to say something, say to all
if dont know, broken english or malay also never mind
(dont be like some govt councillors – only know chinese other language dont know and have blue IC somemore)
no need play play
other people get offended
this is called alienation
Ya laa……Malaysian first should gave thier comments in bahasa Malaysia.
柔佛州民主行动党社青团将在8月9日晚上七点正，位于百合花园新国泰酒家举办
“告别腐败，迈向布城”晚宴。联办单位是新山福林园支部。
这将会是柔佛行动党又破纪录盛大的一场政治晚宴，宴开五百席， 数位重量级嘉宾将会出席, 包括
槟州首长林冠英
太平区国会议员倪可敏
雪州议长邓章钦
蕉赖区国会议员陈国伟
士姑来区州议员巫程豪
柔佛州社青团团长陈泓宾
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***请转发！谢谢！***
Google Translation for above is :-
If you need sex service from gay or China Dolls kindly contact the listed numbers. Special service can be arrange for Gay leader. No video recording is a Guarantee and special arrangement also can be make for my Mother and Grandmother to service you.
No no this is not a Google Translation error. Please call the number for fast and prompt service.
Tan Chek KIA (A Bit Late) . 016-7221283
Desmond YeO (Desmond the shacker) 0197539525
Alan Thenk (Easy to take off) 0149827756
******Quick as stock getting older***
Unlikely that is a Google translation.
Google translation has more intelligence, and not the mentality of a scUMNO/BN sex pervert!
Seems the writer is definitely paid for this kind of drivel. Never mind lah spin,spin,spin and spin. Every spin denotes one more nail in BN coffin in Penang, don’t believe? Ask Ah Shit Kor to call GE13 lah.
“Drivel” is most certainly the right word!
I think it has plenty to do with those with low mental age.
Ooops … or is it low sp**m count of singpork eunuch
Bomoh g.ray!
If it is “low sperm count” that your spastic inability prevents you from spewing, it has nothing to do with mental age.
scUMNO/BN supporters may hammer their monkey chests and brag about breeding like rabbits, but that has nothing to do with intelligence!
“breeding like rabbits” huh?
I thought singpork eunuch breeds like pigs
Bomoh g.ray!
It is scUMNO supporter monkeys we are talking about.
And rabbits breed faster than pigs.
I won’t worry about how Singapore anything breeds like.
However they breed, they are doing fine -
it is quality over quantity.
And Singapore’s got quality.
Which is world-recognised.
So they don’t need to give the sh*t about how scUMNO/BN monkeys think about them.
That’s also because they know scUMNO/BN can’t think!
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If they can think, the pygmy-pig brained scUMNO/BN supporter monkeys would have long destroyed LGE etc.
Sadly, they are so useless, lazy and worthless they can’t do anything to LGE.
Or even to the plaster on his head!
Plaster must be made in Singapore -
it is more intelligent than the scUMNO/BN monkeys!
“However they breed, they are doing fine??”
Hullo singpork eunuch, red dot’s fertility is so low, they have to import foreign workers to become PR
hahaha
“red dot’s fertility is so low”
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That’s because most in Malaysial still do not have television to watch.
Soon as it gets dark, the monkeys ape the rabbits!
Don’t be so arrogant before the battle start. America lost on Vietnam war and need to create Rambo to safe face. LGE got booted out from Malacca got safe by Father. A non elected to any post in even state level committee to be Sec Gen.
Whether you will be able to nail MCA the last nail into the coffin no one know.but for sure everyone know that Penang only got Pig brain people who got to import their leader.
And that leader messed up with Xiao Hung (Rainbow) and the durian is meant for Rainbow because the already got AngHeh for the Red durian.
Hahahaahah your leader is nobody without his Father. Maybe he is selling kacang putih or cencalok now.
“Maybe he is selling kacang putih or cencalok now.”
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Nothing wrong with doing that – a lot of Malays do that and are quite proud of their livelihood.
But what the hell do you mean by:
“… create Rambo to safe face. LGE got booted out from Malacca got safe by Father.” ?!
You should be selling kacang putih or cencalok since you kicked out of school!
Hey BB
Spin means to dry lah, after washing dirty linen in public (MCA chinese bashing DAP chinese and vice-versa).
Once rakyat knows the filth and dirt within pakatan, it will be raining nails … on pakatan coffins
ermm, green for PAS, yellow for DAP and black (eye) for PKR – colourful like rainbow.
Hey ray, you understand england or not? You do not take the meaning of the word literally. “Spin” in this sense means to distort, to mispresent understand kah??? Let me tell you this. Im all for good governance irrespective of political affiliation but what I see is a spiteful partisan slant against LGE. True he is no angel but then who is?? You?? BN?? Why don’t you let us Penangnites decide huh??? if he is no good we will show him the door in due course!!!
“Penangnites”?? Duhh!!
… and you want to teach me “england”??
Hullo BB why so much anger and frustration? STL is indulging in creative reporting not “spiteful partisan slant” whatever that means.
P.S. Were you angry when Najib, Rosmah and Tun Dr M were bombarded with “spins” and falsified “documents” eh? Do be honest with yourself. And spare me your “england” lessons, dearie.
g.ray represents those whose command of Manglish is at best rather ordinary to mediocre.
In place of actual ability, he guesses the meaning of words.
The inability with Manglish is made worse by a poor lack of general knowledge.
Instead of putting just a little effort into knowing about things, he bluffs his way about.
When he makes a mistake – which is frequent, he hides his embarrassment by pretending to play stupid.
Which he doesn’t have to.
He is already it!
“whatever that means.”
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Sorry, g.ray!
What does that mean?!
singpork eunuch grappling with linguistics
hahahaha
“grappling with linguistics”
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Errrmm… g.ray!
Nothing to do with “linguistics” there!
狗陣一邊高喊恐怖主義入侵民聯,一邊卻揶揄吉祥叔活在舊時代, 西山木釘皆等神經兮兮地炒出一大堆荒誕不已的事.
哈….真的笑話,世界在改變會從怕改變的國陣部長口中講出來,下一届執政黨就會從國陣改變成民聯了.
Goggles Translation
If you want to Fcuk or Curss Lord Jim, you all are welcome and free to do so. This son of a Bitch is not good for anything. He is a Bastard son of a whore. And this really resemble as a person like his great leader.
If you saw him just spit onto his face as he deserved it.
From what text is your “Google translation” from?!
There is nothing in Chinese that fits that translation!
You hearing voices in your head again?!
What’s more -
Google translation has better Manglish than that!
LOL
Haha, durian thorns not only poking Plaster CM. DAP cyber soldiers also feeling the thorns. By the way, no hard feelings but this website for people who speak Queen’s English, never mind British Queen or Malaysian Queen or Queen the rock band. If you only speak and write Chinese, pls stick to Chinese edittion Rocket.
Bumper durian season in Penang for farmers but only road bumps for lover boy CM.
“but this website for people who speak Queen’s English, never mind British Queen or Malaysian Queen or Queen the rock band.”
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“Queen” is right.
Queen as in dike!
Queen as in fairy.
Queen as in Freddie Mercury.
Probably the kind of “queen” the queer fella on the top right holding his arm and pointing in a fairy fashion..!
Good luck to all you queens!
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Nothing wrong with writing in Chinese.
Chinese is one of the languages of Malaysia.
Good too, a language of one of the world’s oldest and most able civilisation!
There’s plenty to learn from the Chinese.
A lot of Malays are doing so.
Even 1Najib and Roastmah sends son to learn Chinese in China.
Queen,
durian,
fruit…
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We sure get a lot of fairies here!
for singpork eunuch – it will be queen-control … LOL
Errmm… g.ray!
Nothing like it here!
A barrel of queer queen scUMNO/BN monkeys!
haha singpork eunuch should do the barrel roll
Hi Ray & Lord Jim;
be gentleman lah.. you two macam budak-budak lah..
why don’t you guys slug it outside.. man to man, big dick against small dick..
I can be the referee.. and we can make it exciting by making it live.. I am sure a lot of lord Jim fan & Ray fan love to see this war settled.
Temujin Dear
This is not war and I never believe in violence to settle the score. But I do feel in letting him have a taste of his own medicine.
Temujin,
The monkey g.ray won’t be able to slug it out with me physically either…
I don’t go for violence, g-ray’s inability to handle himself, have a bit of self-control is already violence and self-harm.
I will leave it to evolution or at least, g.ray learns better Manglish.
A lot of his mental violence stems from his inability to articulate and getting a rage thinking others have got the better of him.
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And usually, they have!
singpork eunuch is way off target. Not one data of your analysis is accurate as expected of a retarded narcissistic.
“Not one data of your analysis”
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g.ray!
I know your Manglish is hideous – but
that “expression” is very odd!
What on earth are you confusing yourself with, eh?!
Hey high-faluting, pompous lord-of-the-manor PG1. Queen’s English from you??? Go back to grammar school first because you cannot even construct a sentence properly!! Ooh, horror and woe is me!, now we see the discriminatory side of you against others who cannot communicate in Queen’s English ahhh???
“Queen’s English”
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Don’t panic, Wah, there is no such thing as the “Queen’s English” these days.
There hasn’t been for at least the last three decades.
Only colonial Sambos still look to the “Queen’s English”
Even the royals don’t use that anymore.
And, in case you wonder,
there isn’t that “BBC English” either.
If you can manage, a few visits to Blighty would confirm that -
better still, if you have lived there for a good while.
You will only find some monkey Sambos from the ex-colonies hard up to do the “Queen’s English”, the Brits find it uncomfortable listening to these Sambos because it is like watching a dubbed movie with brown faces speaking strange alien “polished” tongues – even when they are not wearing leaves and swinging from tree to tree!
The “language” of the pretentious pockets of “middle England” comes with culture – the wrong one!
You don’t get that just with that practice of having “high tea” and “cream scones” – that’s precisely because the first was cooked up by the social crawlers living away from Britain, the second was invented to draw tourists to the English countryside.
Our monkey Sambos all copied and still copies the wrong stuff!
You either just do the right stuff or you don’t.
Making a big meal of “high tea”, “cream scones” and the like, worse still, doing the “Queen’s English” are dead giveaways!
In Britain, the working class don’t give the sh*t about “upper” class “sensibilities”, the “upper” class are perfectly ordinary folks and are not caricatures out of Bertie Wooster’s, it is only the pretentious “middle” class crawlers who are like Bollywood (horror) movies where everyone aspired to be “more English” than the English!
If you want a good laugh over the “Queen’s English”, do listen to Indian broadcasts in “Hinglish”
有人问小弟，为什么那么讨厌马华？
是不是背后有什么目的？是不是有什么政治议程。
小弟在这里向各位同学慎重宣布，也对天发誓， 小弟无党无派，没有政治议程更加没有涉及任何个人的利益。
讨厌马华只是不能再忍受马华的恶行。
马华数十年来，利用华人，出卖华人， 到头来还说保护华人，要华人感恩，小弟非常的不忿，也非常的伤心。马华朱门酒肉臭的时候，我们华社就在路边冻死骨。马华夜夜升歌，我们却要为华教而辛苦筹款。
这些年来，马华为华社做了什么？我们需要马华吗？
马华就像恶毒的后母，虐待欺负孩子后，还假惺惺的在众人面前扮演慈母。
61年前，马华因为要团结华人而成立。61年后，我们也因为马华的恶行而再度团结起来。
why got so many chinese text here
again it shows the double face behaviour
one face calling for satu bangsa(whatever that means)…the other face spewing lies in chinese for chinese only to read alienating others right in the face.
Yes.. right in the face.
Kurang asam
Save Malaysia….
“Save Malaysia” means save the Chinese language too.
It is one of our languages.
You don’t need to steal it from Indonesia.
And get a lot of rotting fish and stinking belacan missiles from the Indonesians for that.
One of the greatest things about multiculturalism here if really practised is there is so much you can get from Chinese language and culture.
It is proven over the centuries, take all the good and discard whatever else…
Haven’t teh, mee and tauhu made a big difference in your daily life, to name but three things..?!
Aren’t there more you can certainly learn?
If not, you will remain a tree-swinging or a cave-dwelling monkey!
Prove me wrong if you wish!
This singapork satay monkey shits everywhere with nonsense.
The DAP guan eng licker monkey is a convicted liar, bluffing all the way and brandishing others as a way to spin, divert and defend his racist chinese community, especially the arrogant hypocrite DAP lim guan eng and Singapork Harry PAP Lee types.
This pork eating chinese once claimed he did not eat pork, he was a billionaire doing malaysian ringgit currency trading, staying in Singapork, Melbourne, flying round the globe to Holeland, Gleat Blitain, all at the same time, but we caught him bluffing all of those.
He even bluff story about the plight of Indonesian chinese, but was caught naked lying to the core about it. He dare not talk about the Indonesian chinese or his grandfarther bullshit story anymore.
Lies being his foot, this scum always forget what and when he lie. That we understand. He would gloat and pride about Singapore being a clean and non- corrupt country. We whacked him down to pieces when we exposed about those cheating chinese pastor, monk, satay sellers and the failed and corrupt Ho Ching, Harry Lee’s daughter in law and Singapork PM’s wife.
He pride himself as being closely connected with OCBC Singapork the strongest bank that can never be cheated. He had to run naked again when we exposed that even satay sellers could easily cheat the OCBC of S$61 million!
His latest lie was a disgrace to anyone and an insult to Islam. Days before he claimed he’s an athiest but now when talking about Prophet Muhammad or Islam, he claimed he is a Muslim.
He was such an insult, a garbage serial liar, a jackass idiot that even DAP people do not claim alliance with him.
This jackass baboon monkey ahbeng, even the Indonesian and Singaprean chinese would cincang him into pork siew!!! Tunaseng lu monkey!
“pork siew”
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Edward’s the Backward!
What’s that?!
Haven’t tried it.
Is it a pork speciality of your family?!
Send in your recipe,
the rest of us here would love sampling it!
We told you so.
This retarded aashloe monkey could not rebut all we said about him!
Before, he could only response with the usual pork, pork, pork or asstray, asstray, asstray…
Now, this idiot added some siew spice to “pork” and asked for the recipe….well, this is our reply, monkey:-
Go find out yourself at the garbage bin!
Tunaseng lu ahbeng DAP!
Question: “我们需要马华吗”
Answer: “马华为华社做了什么?”
Goggles Translation
Question : Do you believe in this Rainbow allegation.
Answer : I don’t know. Betty got very angry because she did not have enough because her husband is UNable. But yet Rainbow can get so much until one can see a woman Aura around her face.
Hypocrite asshole!
There is apparently a security threat in the country and the police Special Branch decides to tell only a collection of young leaders in Parliament yesterday. Was it not important enough to tell the prime minister, the home minister and the National Security Council (NSC)? Or do they know but have kept quiet about it?
It is mind boggling that Bukit Aman Social Extremist Division chief assistant director E2 (M) Datuk Mohd Sofian Md Makinuddin said yesterday the Special Branch detected several Jemaah Islamiah (JI) elements who attempted to infiltrate PAS besides some communist movement elements into the DAP.
“Several leaders from the Socialist Party of Malaysia (PSM) and Parti Keadilan Rakyat (PKR) also frequent Bangkok and southern Thailand, believed to attend secret meetings with former Malayan Communist Party (PKM) leaders there.
“The effect is new political ideas which have the potential of threatening the nation’s core values have spread. The movement receives support from foreign non-governmental organisations (NGOs) which assist in terms of finance, training locally and abroad as well as exposure to specific expertise in facing the general election,” the senior intelligence chief said.
New political ideas? From Islamists and communists? Is this the same kind of threat that the Umno-owned Utusan Malaysia claimed last year from communists and Christian groups influencing Bersih 2.0, the coalition fighting for clean and fair elections?
Doesn’t this sound like the much-used dog-eared page from the same old playbook to smear the opposition?
On the face of it, this sounds and smells like another politically-inspired finding by the Special Branch. Put JI and PAS together to scare Chinese voters from supporting Pakatan Rakyat (PR) and combine the DAP and communists to put fear in the Malays from supporting PR.
Has the Special Branch heard that communism is dead and does not have much allure anywhere in the world? That political parties such as Umno itself have signed agreements with the Communist Party of China in 2010 for their Youth wings to have leadership exchanges.
And as a civil servant, isn’t Mohd Sofian supposed to be impartial instead of saying: “In this matter, we worry that the opposition parties and NGOs play up controversial issues to stir hatred among the public towards the government by the time the elections come.”
“Or (it’s) to increase demonstrations and incidents which can divert police attention… demonstrations will continue to be a trend in our country,” he was quoted as saying by state news agency Bernama.
Are the threats real or just scare tactics before the polls? Only the Special Branch and Putrajaya can answer that. Or let people make up their mind about who they believe these days.
Special Branch is infiltrated by extremists and bigots from UMNO. A former CJ was selected and promoted to replace Tun Salleh Abas because he was a gambler and womaniser while another was picked because he was a legal adviser to UMNO. That is how the rotten system work in Malaysia under the corrupted and abusive UMNO led BN government.
Hahahaha and a PN17 company become a clean company after a debt swap in Selangor. A debt swap that ended state government with debt liabilities and pond filled with water. Thats is what we call a clean and transparent government.
No corruption involved but we just overpaid. We paid RM15/sf but Lelong only RM5/sf. Anyway for Rakyat sake we pay RM10/sf extra so the Rakyat got share in a clean public listed company.
No no all these is done by BN government and what we do is just signed the S&P and complete the deal. We already SellCat but buying PigCat. Don’t worry it good for the Rakyat.
Our slogan speak well; Anak India anak saya; Anak Cina anak saya, anak Melayu Anak says; anak Iban anak saya and all the sons fathered by me is my son. Now duit Rakyat duit saya.
JackassOne!
What on Allah’s earth are you trying to say?!
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Leave smoking that weed till you have carefully thought out the garbage you are trying to get out of your sistem!
Not everyone here is a scUMNO/BN moron supporter monkey and can understand you without risking brain damage!
Great job Special Branch!
Yes!
Only with a scUMNO government can you find not doing anything, being useless at anything and being lazy called a “Great job”!
a criticism from singpork eunuch is actually a GREAT COMPLIMENT
Sure, g.ray!
Do help yourself to my “compliments”!
Finally!
Copy and paste article to deflect The Plaster Man!
hoho…
Troopers do get paid overtime!
Err.. Silap-silap trooper neh yg bagi info to STL kot?
Sebab nak claim overtime n to tell their paymaster ada buat kerja…
STL.. website power!
Dah ada dedictated troopers visiting for copy n paste comments, aa..
Really joker la these buggers.
hehe…
Special Branch of DAP,
Enough of your bullshitting and spinning issues for your master the back f..ker of Fakatan.
Hey, anyone in Serdang selling Xiao Hung? I want to try…looks delicious.
(Also, Welcome to Stopthelies.com dear members of LGE Fan Club!)
ha ha. Good article, Stop The lies. Maybe red durian also because they are all a bunch of commies
Heey! how come all the PR big boys are all so quiet these days? The Tok Guru, Karpal the kecik kecik lembu jaga, Tony the economist, Ronnie gangster, Nizar MB etc.
Hilang modal or tak ada telok.
Mungkin itu big boys guna self imposed GAG order.
Best to keep low as they know they are in the wrong jadi bukak mulut je nanti salah cakap dan akan terngaku salah
They are only for themselves and honchos
Not for rakyat
Show them the door
Their TELuR Jena pegang already. Tala gates got Barrel of worms no more can la bro. Better keep quiet nanti Putrajaya misses la. That only the appetiser you know. Later if the Main dish come out we all Koyak
Stop The Lies, any more photographs of Lover Boy Dear Leader Plaster Man with Rainbow like the one of them in Kuching?
It is always nice to see pictures of love birds with bird brain like our chief commie Dear Leader
So it is a whole load of talk about durians, queens, and fruit.
A change from ashtrays…
but still no scUMNO/BN supporter monkey would get off their colourful baboon arses to take on LGE.
What a useless bunch of lazy, useless, worthless parasites!
ohh? I thought it was about low sp**m count afflicting singpork eunuch
Durian or not, politics in Malaysia today is sickening!
The real issues is PAS trying to institute their ISLAMIC values into Malaysia very social fabric which will affect ALL, muslim and non Muslim alike.
ALL OTHER ISSUES ARE PALE AND UNIMPORTANT AS THIS!
Ay, ex DAP, there’s the rub
So if you vote DAP you get Hudud as a bonus
“get Hudud as a bonus”
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Nothing wrong with that!
You also get 72 virgins as a further bonus!
hahaha and singpork eunuch will be sula-ed
Le pompele Ambiga has also been very quiet these days. Maybe the bum and burger stall protests have got to her
she’s raising funds to pay off the damages charge
kesihan
“the damages charge”
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g.ray!
Which?!
charges for employing a bipolar eunuch to rant and rail
Kitty bank still full. I come out later when it is drying up. Don’t worry very soon la.
Even the other commie, foot in the mouth, don’t know enough to get out of the rain, Mat Sabu has been very quiet these days.
No wonder it is getting dreary and dull these days
Mat Sabu has been very active giving ceramah in Penang with Plaster Man. Heard that DAP want him to contest in Penang in PAS stronghold Permatang Pasir. DAP love him because he is Raja Lawak, good at making people laugh. Sad that this is the guy PAS elected as their No 2.
If he wins in Penang, it will be a sexy coalition led by 3 leaders with sex scandals – Anwar Ibrahim raja main belakang, Guan Eng raja plaster, Mat Sabu raja gatal.
haha cantik punya post BFF
yes bff
all raja….
but for all the wrong reason
3 wrongs do not make a right
we do not need these jesters
we have to remember to go back to the basics
to serve us (rakyat – not developers and companies) and our children well
not with rhetorics and wayang kulit(skin) entertainment
But where is our Singh is King. Give chance a bit la.
“But where is our Singh is King. Give chance a bit la.”
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JackassOne!
Give what chance a bit la?!
There is no chance with your “statement”!
“… don’t know enough to get out of the rain”
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The bigger problem is the scUMNO monkeys not knowing enough to get out of the drain!
Ok some serious stuff
no durian face jokes here
Can notice that DAP seems to be openly hantaming MCA, trying to pull the fence sitters to them.
Perhaps in that way they can solidify the chinese votes, with the theory that their votes will hold power to decide as Malays and Indian votes are split.
Maybe this is why there was this hu ha whether true or not that they will contest in more consituency this time
Jadi kengkawan PAS and PR, take note
avoid being an unta for them for them to grab power
they may not be an oasis at the end of the road, end of the day.
Kembali ke BN, with a fair and serving good track record ….for all,
whom has led the country to be above the rest in the region.
There are much threat in EU and AFTA issues coming in the next 5 years, so we need the best and experienced captain to sail against the storm.
The threat will affect all people be it in kampung or bandar
Yes sirree
BN has the built-in mechanism to regenerate itself, which is why paklah and sil were booted out. Strangely pakatan with that de facto leader claimed credit.
they will claim credit for any good thing
but blame and point finger elsewhere for any problems (arising from their own doings)
biasalah
cakaap on stage jee pandai
(termasuk main politic games ala belakang)
tapi buat satu pun takada atau tak tahu
bila air takada nanti, due to their refusal to act, they will blame someone or something else
“built-in mechanism”
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True!
It is called denial of truth.
yeah? for singpork monkey it is the inbred defective genes inability to recognise the truth
“inbred defective genes inability to recognise the truth”
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g.ray!
In Singapore, they don’t have monkeys marrying their cousins or get father raping daughters in the news all the time!
Those things with inbreeding is Malaysian specialty!
yeah but the singpork males rape their maids and even go to Batam for more
Laau lin, apa mau serious stuff sangat. It is a lazy Sunday afternoon, European Nation cup sudah habis, EPL belum start, chill bro.
However on the GE13, if BN lose to PR then I think all UMNO members should resign and close down UMNO and join PAS. Make PAS so strong that it doesn’t need PKR and DAP to rule.
UMNO members are generally very Islamic unlike the liberal LGBT PKR. They won’t have any problem being PAS members.
Teach the commie DAP and the whole Chinese community a lesson
yeah you are right, joe cool
its a nice sunday noon
but we must bear in mind the ring is on which party nose and which one is holding the rope
and for those who have experienced the currency storm of 1997/98 will know why it is important to have a good and earnest captain
The Doc is good laau lin but me think that our main man now is just as good and getting better.
Putting all the learnings from the excesses of yesteryears, building consensus and support from all (apart from the commie and hudud lover), leading with confidence, implementing the ETP and GTP, getting smart technocrat like Dato Idris Jala on the team.
Cometh the hour, cometh the man.
” a good and earnest captain”
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Yes.
He was called Matthias Chang.
Everything Herr Mahahahitler, Herr “Anwar” Himmler, Herr Nickel Daim Zainodding wasn’t.
The three monkeys who had nearly bankrupted the BNM didn’t know sh*t to do during the crisis – they were the biggest problem during the crisis!
thank you STL
for a good laugh
Thank you Lord Jim, for a good laugh. Your retarded nature never ceases to amuse me.
You “claim” to be Ivy League educated, but yet still make a complete ass out of yourself? What did you learn there? Douchebaggery 101? Living life as a pretentious hack 112?
The Ivy League will never take in a social retard like you that will do nothing but tarnish their good name!
There’s an alternative explanation, and I think it carries far more water. Your “Ivy League degree” exists on the same plane as your fcking self-alleged intellect – in your imagination!
You know what we call guys like you? Insecure! You spend hour and hours a day here commenting on posts irrelevant to your job, pretend as if you’re a White man here to liberate foolish savages, claim that you have a famous Ivy League university degree that is probably just a figment of your wildest imagination, or your self-made scribble of bullsh!t.
You even have the gall to call others monkeys when you, yourself, behaves much like one. Shame on you!
Nevertheless, it provides free entertainment on the Internet — but I don’t know if you’re deliberately doing this out of fun (much more likely), or you’re just a retard.
Most likely he’s a REN
Retarded Eunuch with Narcissistic tendencies from singpork
yoga and ray, to add to your bytes
This chap is just a probably nerdy school or college boy passing away time with the ipad/tablet/ given for his birthday.
Judging by his/her command of native english, parents must be loaded
Definitely not in the full/part time work force yet based on posting date and time.
Loaded parents probably give lots of money to keep him/her from showing up in the house.
Probably waste much of time at some fast food outlet with wifi service
not that we have anything against this teenager, but there is just no need to take him/her seriously.
He is just the product of the peace and prosperity that BN has been fighting for to provide for us the past 50 years.
As for the rest of us voters just remember to support peace cooperation and stability(BN)
Jimmy I doubt he’s a teenager, most likely a retiree.
He’s most definitely a retiree. Probably wealthy, arrogant – and simple doesn’t have anything better to do than to go online and insult people.
The epitome of societal stigma.
“The epitome of societal stigma.”
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No meaning in that line.
More like the epitaph of the Manglish language!
Yoga, Lord Jim is not wealthy but a Billionaire worth RM250,000 to be exact. He is a frustrated man who failed to get any government project. Now he got some from FUCKatan that’s why talk good thing a bit for his paymaster la.
There’s no need to insult Singapore. I think its a great nation that deserves respect. However, if one thinks that he/she is from Singapore and that entails greatness – that is just absolute bigotry.
“There’s no need to insult Singapore.”
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I agree with that.
However, if there are those who invite positive remarks about Singapore and then want to feel inferior about that, then “bigotry” (?) would be rather redundant an accusation.
” but I don’t know if you’re deliberately doing this out of fun (much more likely), or you’re just a retard”
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Yogapathetic!
Be useful to know first.
Before you play an “Indian lawyer” with all that excessive talk.
No?!
One of the things I love doing in my plenty of spare time is to get into the courts in Malaysia to hear the “Indian lawyers” spew rubbish and gibberish at great lengths.
Only for the judges to tell them to shut up and fcuk off!
Like coming here to watch monkeys perform, I get some great fun entertainment!
Hope that puts your through less wild speculation – I talk pretty straight, ask your questions (I might respond) and try not go overboard with over-imagination, it is embarrassing you worship the “Ivy League” more than I do – I don’t, to me it was another fine way of using up some free whopping big scholarships… I am no elitist but some monkeys simply have to invoke their spirit of inferiority!
If you look through my posts here, you would find I have actually made three friends. Look at the type of exchange we had, you might learn something – if you have not already noticed, those who engaged me well have been those with some rather good command of Manglish or even English.
There is French too, the difference is those who have the nicer exchange with me tend to be rather clued up and have ability to articulate well.
Look closer, they can also read between the lines well -
and not afraid of having a good time either!
I put the difference down to some here being utterly insecure.
I think that you say the same thing too – but for others.
Now is a good time to have a good look at yourself.
Btw, your “analysis” is daft, and I would leave out rejoicing in the disabilities you hope I have.
If you insist on believing I would term you a monkey, do claim that right – I won’t stop you!
“a social retard” throwing shit everywhere!
You are spot on, Yoga.
Yes, Edward’s the Backward!
I never miss with my targetting!
Dear Leader is reported just now in Malaysian Insider to say that there is no proof that what the Special Branch is saying about DAP being infected with commies is true.
The proof, Dear Leader is your actions. Your father’s action. Kecil kecil lembu jaga actions. The whole DAP actions.
Bringing up issues that will lead the country back to the dark days on May 13, challenging the Malay raja-raja, bringing the Malaysian politic to be split up between the Malays and Indian against the Chinese, putting at risk the harmony thus economic well-being of the country and the population
they just like playing with fire
to get the maximum impact with the least effort
after that show a durian pathetic face claiming innocence
and pointing fingers at others
who is not familiar with this type of politic game?
Fuck you Joe cool were you even born then?? Did you witness what happened???
Have you seen people being chopped up in front OF YOUR EYES HUH??? its too painful to remember today even though I was a young boy then. The Chinese have NEVER CHALLENGED THE MONARCHY!!! Just ask THE MAMAK BASTARD who was the one who screwed the sultans until today!!
Careful what you blog, because we don’t want another 513 again which UMNO is trying to do!!!
I too was a young boy then. But before say two years ago there was acceptance and tolerance among the races. Little reference were being made of that infamous day. Politic was not an extreme sport like it is now.
Now DAP want to take over Putrajaya. Put Dr M in prison. Karpal and Nizar being kurang ajar to the raja-raja.
Be careful what you ask for DAP
these people has nothing to offer nor any issue to gripe as BN has been performing well, more so now.
hence, desperate for umph they had to find any issue create any issue, any issue….anything. More so , they have been unable to perform in the states they control but instead wreck more issues and incur social/monetary losses.
heck
just show them the door next election
tsk tsk tsk terrible language … can respect such views??
careful how you comment
“tsk tsk tsk terrible language”
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g.ray!
Exactly the same kind of thing I would say about you!
Plus -
an utter lack of substance!
better than full of trashy garbage only the singpork eunuch can appreciate
Not “better than”
It is worse than!
Are you sure the Chinese never challenged the monarchy ?.. Son ..read history..Google Lukut Massacre and Bau rebellion.. Almost the same pattern, the Chinese once they got the strength in numbers , they will rebel.
thanks temujin for the info
we learn something new each day
“we learn something new each day”
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Without getting off your own backside to do your own work,
you can never be sure you learn anything,
any day!
You still need to verify information, process it/think things through, find out more…
Often, even before you look at a subject, you need to look at your thinking “tools”, your power of discerning information, analysis, reasoning, etc etc
before you can say you have “learned” something.
More than often, as you think you “learned” something, you find the next day, you haven’t – your “tools” need re-jigging, etc.
Swallowing any old sh*t somebody throws in your face is not “learning”, btw.
yeah we also learn that that they are people like Lad Jim among us, whom nonsense we have to bear…..
“Bau rebellion”?!
Are you sure you “read history”?!
There is no evidence for “Almost the same pattern, the Chinese once they got the strength in numbers , they will rebel.”
Either for “the Chinese” or others.
MCA is dead in Penang and Gerakan is permanently disabled,both had claimed their insurance during 308.Whether MCA and Gerakan like it or not Lim Guan Eng is going to be the Penang Chief Minister for a long long time and he has the people of Penang behind him and of course those who support corrupt and incompetent Umno/Bn are always against him ! Hoping that he would be troubled by affairs or family prroble.DSAI said these are “siao ren” !
sure or not….
people are not blind with what’s going on there
Can we say,
“durian”
element of nonsense is
exhausted.
So was
ashtray!
Would the new week bring something else to throw at LGE?!
Something more solid than either
durian
or
ashtray?
Something you can really hit LGE hard with
that
a plaster
won’t relieve?
Come on!
You scUMNO/BN supporter monkeys can’t be that useless that you can’t find anything else to throw at da man!
You haven’t even got off your colourful baboon arses to get Relaxsingh at the Securities Commission, and the Bursa to come heavy over anything and you have returned to ineffectual LGE bashing!
You’ve done durians, you’ve done ashtray, you’ve done plaster!
Come on!
Find something else more interesting to use!
If you were not spoilt parasitical scUMNO monkeys, you would have been sacked long ago for making scUMNO/BN and yourselves the laugh instead of LGE!
“But Xiao Hung, depending on how you pronounce it…”
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How should that be pronounced in the first place?!
There is no “Hung” in pinyin, if that is intended to be pinyin.
There is “Hung” in English, even in Manglish.
It has the same meaning as eg. having put a picture on the wall.
But then the sound is nowhere near “rainbow” in Chinese -
however you pronounce it!
Is the article written by the same monkeys who did that great big signboard in “Chinese” for the Chinese PM when he visited?!
It did the job of making Malaysia an international laugh!
Well,
after that other big laugh, Najib did not use his national language to speak in the presence of the Chinese PM, he used Manglish! What a national shame! No pride in pirated Bahasa Indonesia or what?!
The Chinese PM correctily used Chinese, and had a brilliant translator for English.
Hmmmm…
Another article bites the dust!
Durian flavoured rainbow didn’t work.
Maybe,
you should bring back the old ashtray!
Oh!
And
the plaster!
Getting tired of this Lord Jim. He sounds like LGE, opinionated, unoriginal and totally boring. Reading him is like listening to a DAP speech.
“opinionated”
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Yes.
Yours includes bad Manglish too!
111 comments!
Wow
11 comments yeah but 50% entry by the plaster jim
where he just repeat what others say
waste of bytes
yeah no thanks to him
people are getting sick of his political party
Agree, because of singpork eunuch afflicted with bipolar, people are disgusted with plaster lim and ashtray betty …