We cannot name names yet but we will in the very near future.
Meanwhile we will drop enough hints so that you, dear readers, can play the guessing game. We just hope that curiosity will not kill the cat.
A parachute star in the DAP politics of Penang recently divorced his wife after only four years to marry a sweet young thing.
It has become the top gossip topic in his party because the 30-something year old politician with a famous family name had seemed destined for the heights in DAP politics after joining the party just 2 years ago.
The gossip about him has become so nasty that it is threatening to derail the Dear Leader’s big plans for him in Penang.
Dear Leader has lost the Malay ground and was hoping to use this young Turk as his Malay face despite scepticism about the newcomer’s calibre or lack of it.
But even though he is a greenhorn with no experience, he was seen as better than the two Malay eunuchs in the state government called Malik Kassim and Mansor Ismail.
They have been a major disappointment and cannot get Malay support in Penang.
Malik also known as Malik Itik because he sounds like a duck quacking when he is excited and has turned out to be a dude.
The Malays do not take him seriously and he is seen as a Yes Man, meaning Yes CM, Okay CM, Anything you say CM. You get the picture?
As for Mansor, he has zero personality. He is the deputy CM but when he talks, everyone in the room behaves like Pak Lah – fall asleep straight away.
He is totally unremarkable despite having a PhD. Not sure whether he got the PhD from Curtin University which also gave a honorary degree to Dr Rosmah Mansor.
Back to your young playboy, he has risen very quickly in the party causing many other people in his party to be jealous.
Others had toiled and sacrificed for the party and this greenhorn with a famous name comes in and shoots up like a rocket.
He was given a cushy job on 28th floor Komtar which is now like Pak Lah’s 4th floor, very, very powerful.
He was also given a top post in a state institute and is being slated to contest a state seat in the general election and will join Dear Leader’s team in the state government.
The Chief Minister has instructed that a safe seat be found for him so that he will be guaranteed to win.
The plan is to make him the next deputy CM. Watch out Mansor, your days in the deputy CM armchair are almost over. Enjoy it while you can.
All this has gone to the young man’s head and he is taking the usual path of fame and fortune.
First step, dump the old wife for new model. Actually the wife was not that old, only four years of marriage before it all went up in smoke.
But a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do.
We cannot let out too many details but the new wife is said to reflect the politician’s “return to his roots” and will help him win votes in Chinese-dominated Penang.
The gossip in his party is that he is following the Umno formula – fame, fortune and women. So far he got the fame and women.
But don’t worry for him. The fortune part will come after DAP gets a second term in Penang.
Unfortunately, bad and jealous people in his party are planning to use his wandering eyes and his second marriage against him.
Again, don’t worry for him, his Godfather aka Dear Leader aka God aka The Saviour in the party will defend him.
Is it possible he is taking in the footsteps of Dear Leader who was also waltzing around 28th floor with Rainbow.
We predict that this political parachute will land safely and his career will soar like his love life.
In the meantime, let the guessing game begin!