We have got to salute Anwar Ibrahim for his ability to convince his listeners. He makes a good salesman. He can sell a fridge to the Eskimos, as they say. He was caught on video having sex, watched by millions and they believed it when he said that he isn’t the man. Salute lah, bro Anwar.
His wife and daughters are still standing behind and next to him. We are not sure whether they believe him but the fact that they are prepared to be still with him is also incredible. Most wives would have filed the divorce papers. But not with bro Anwar, the smooth operator.
So in 2008, he announced that his Pakatan Rakyat government would form the new government by encouraging defections.
Many believed him. Many believed the BN government would collapse with many Sabah MPs eyed with suspicions. He can encourage defections and millions would not blame him. In fact, it was Anwar who started getting a Perak BN Adun to defect. Yet, no one blamed him but when the BN retaliated, the BN was blamed.
So now, he is telling his listeners he would win the coming general election comfortably. He is now telling his listeners that there must be a smooth transition of power handing over.
But wait a minute! The electoral roll is supposed to be flawed, the BN is supposed to plan to cheat, so how could the Pakatan Rakyat be winning? Oh that line is supposed to come when the BN wins.
If BN wins, it means cheating. If PR wins, the rolls are clean. PR has also won in FT, Penang, Kelantan, Selangor and Kedah.
You removed the crosses from all the mission schools as Education Minister and the churches/Christians think you are the Saviour now! You tried to close down the Chinese schools and the DAP now tell their racist listeners that you are the greatest Malay leader.
During the financial crisis, you wanted the IMF to come in and you wanted to increase the interest loans, you almost kill all the Chinese businessmen, until Dr Mahathir stopped you, but many Tan Sri and Datuk Chinesemen, who benefited, are now hero worshiping you!
You delivered khutbah in mosques, showing off your Arabic and acting religiously but you love to screw China Dolls and Thai women, and yet many Muslims still think you are Super Holy! You got to be incredible lah.
Well, if Anwar sees a red and says it is blue, his brain fried supporters will believe him. If he says jump, they will jump. Good luck Malaysia!
We can be sure Anwar will ask his supporters to go to the streets when the results showed that the majority of Malaysians prefer to stick to the BN.
Bro, we know your script well. But your supporters from PKR, PAS and DAP will buy the excuses that you will give.
You can count on Malaysiakini, Ong Kian Meng and Merdeka Center to do the propaganda for you.
Gua Caya Lu lah bro Anwar. Memang hebat!